Watch Out for the Wall.

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to Church; the Jews called it "Hanukka" and went to Synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukka!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"

~ Dave Barry